A new source of humiliation!
I realised as I don't have a partner, husband, boyfriend, significant other to confide in you will be it.
I know I live with a 15 and 83yr old and I do have a few friends (no not a few just one probably who I could talk to) but they don't count.
I wonder how many other people are out there who have no one to talk to on a daily basis about the mundane every day things that happen, or things that just pop into their heads. I just listened to the news, watched some shit on TV and generally had the last 2 hours inside my own head and loads of things popped in that I mentally made some comment on.
The problem is going to be how to write it down whilst I think about it, is that where Twitter comes in? But unless I write it down then type it later, or have a keyboard at my hand constantly I can't see how it is going to happen. So this rant is just from memory.
So what popped into my head I wanted to blah about?
- Who are theses mad people who do triathlons? Is life so short and so boring that the only way to make it exciting is to swim, ride and run for ridiculous amounts of miles until your absolutely exhausted? There is fun in sweating, in feeling like your lungs are going to explode, in having legs so heavy they feel like they are in quick sand, in pushing yourself to the absolute limit to your full extent to have the finishing line in sight to then have some disgustingly fitter person then overtake you and you finish second? Pelease give me a break you can't honestly tell me that you enjoy this!
- Wow America looks like its really suffering. There is a Chanel 4 documentary on this evening about how disillusioned people are about Obama. I thought he was the second coming, the answer to all Americans dreams, the best thing since sliced bread, the first black president so the world is moving forward being more accepting changing for the better. Well I never. Surely aren't all politicians going to screw up somewhere, how on earth can you make the right decisions for all the people all the time, that's absolutely impossible. Isn't the crisis global - if we are talking economics? Blimey look at Spain and Greece and good old Belescone in Italy now that's a crisis. Who the hell would want to be a politician anyway, you're always wrong, make the wrong decisions, cat call the opposition purely because they are the opposition, behave like irresponsible adolescents, and get paid less than most bankers (or is that wankers I get confused).
- What's all this crap on TV from the 80's about? Oh give me strength. Will & Grace, Robotwars, Top Gear presenters with hair, Morse, Frasier (actually I quite like Frasier), Heartbeat for god's sake, The Professionals - give me strength. Maybe we're just all in denial about what's happening now so we just bury our heads in the past and pretend things were better then, when in fact they weren't and its the past that has blatantly contributed to where we are now. I just wasted 2 hours of my life doing exactly that.Will & Grace was diabolical I didn't realise just how bad it was they were all horrible people screaming at each other who the hell is that woman with the screechy voice and the side kick gay guy who lives next door or wherever YUK.
This is Monday but I can't seem to see how I add another post onto this page - is it possible?
So anyway further thoughts and niggles from yesterday/today:
- Bloody call centers I know they are only doing their job but its so bloody invasive. The phone rings you have the decency to answer, only to be greeted by silence or the burble of an office, you pleasantly say hello again, to no answer, bugger you then I'm putting down the phone, piss off! I've now started to answer them with silence and if no one says anything I just hang up, the other option is just to say 'no sorry they're not home at the moment'.
- Good god no wonder 15yr olds are deaf they have the radio on so loud I guess that's why they can't hear you ask them to clean the bedroom either. And is there any real use in being on the phone and telephone and Facebook all at the same time especially when you realise they are talking texting facebooking the same bloody person - get a life no change that get a job!
- Jesus cant parents control their little darlings and shut them up. I spent the afternoon at the rugby club it was pouring with rain and only practice so no real need to stand out in it watching so thought I'd take advantage and sit in the clubhouse with my book and a cup of coffee - big mistake. Alright to start with just Mum's in there chatting then the revolting little mini's come in (in boots if you ever) clomping around like little hitlers shouting and screaming, HELLO, we're at a rugby club with acres of pitches where you run around and expend your energy and vocal chords! Now clear off out of it and give your mothers a break!!!
- OMG the car tax and MOT have crept up on me again, cars are so damn expensive to run, they cost money just sitting on the drive. How the hell did the neighbours boy manage to save £3000 to buy his new mini when all he does is work stacking shelves? I'm seriously thinking of taking ours off the road because I can't afford it anymore. And to add insult to injury I can't even get a job stacking poxy shelves. I feel so completely useless as I can't even get mundane boring jobs in fact worse than that I can't even get past the application process. Can you believe it when working in the ambulance service I've saved lives, delivered babies, driven at high speed, talked people out of committing suicide but can't get through the application process to work and Marks & Spencer - shit I'm really doing something wrong.
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